What If You Could Sue Your Past Self?
• 6 min read
Your 16-year-old self owes damages for that haircut alone. Courts overflow with retrospective grievances. Statute of limitations takes on new meaning.
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What If You Could Talk to Your Younger Self?
• 6 min read
You'd give advice they'd ignore, warn about mistakes they'd make anyway, and realise the kid was smarter about some things than you are now.
What If You Could See Five Minutes Into the Future?
• 6 min read
Long enough to dodge every awkward encounter. Short enough to be useless for the lottery. The perfect amount for cheating at poker.
What If You Could Pause Time?
• 7 min read
Air molecules freeze solid, light stops reaching your eyes, and you suffocate in darkness. The physics ruins the fantasy almost immediately.