What If Time Objectively Moved Faster as You Aged?
• 7 min read
Not just perception — actual physics. A 70-year-old's hour is 30 minutes for a child. Retirement lasts weeks. Childhood lasts centuries.
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What If You Aged Backwards?
• 6 min read
Born old, die as an infant. Your twenties are everyone else's seventies. Retirement comes first. University comes last. Dating is profoundly confusing.
What If the Human Lifespan Was 1,000 Years?
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You'd have time for 12 careers, 8 marriages, and roughly 600 years of procrastination before your first midlife crisis at 500.